By Al Doshna
The home video and VCR boom of the early 1980s gave a new lease on life to
the low-budget movies made for independent and drive-in theaters starting
around the late 1940s. Video companies would snatch them up as fast as they
could get their hands on them, and reissue them to a new audience.
The boom unearthed some cinematographic gems, but it also
gave a new life to some truly awful creations. This soon helped, in part, to
inspire a tongue-in-cheek series of books spawned by The Fifty
Worst Films of All Time, written in 1984 by Harry Medved.
The film that sunk the lowest in this competition was
Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959), which "won" the "Golden Turkey Award" as
"The Worst Movie of All Time," as did its director, Edward D. Wood, Jr., as
"Worst Director of All Time."
Ed Wood was a Marine vet who, after the war, moved to
Hollywood from New York to pursue his passion to make movies. Starting with
short films, he eventually wrote, produced and directed a number of
features, two of which starred Bela Lugosi, who had fallen on hard times
after attaining stardom on the stage and screen in his role as Count
Dracula.
Wood began shooting test footage with Lugosi for a third
feature, but the sick and elderly actor passed away in his sleep in 1956.
Wood kept the footage, which he incorporated into Plan 9.
Wood had the true entrepreneur’s ability to get people to
share in his vision and invest in the production. But the film fell far
short in terms of marketability in the eyes of potential distributors. And
who can blame them? Rife with miserable narration and dialogue, bungled
scenes, and awful acting, Plan 9 was an obvious flop waiting to
happen.
Like many so-called "B" films, it was a cheap rental for
drive-in theaters to pick up and for TV stations to air at 2 and 3 o’clock
in the morning. Then a strange thing began to happen. The movie was so awful
that many viewers found it both amusing and fascinating. It began to develop
a "cult" status—people wanted their friends and relatives to experience this
quintessentially horrible B movie. And as its popularity grew, the money
began to roll in. The colossal flop, with all its amazingly poor scripting,
acting and editing, slowly became a colossal success.
Ed Wood, Jr., never lived to see the full recognition and
acknowledgement of his work. He died in December 1978.
Ironically, this film that once couldn’t be given away, or
was at best relegated to a pre-dawn time slot, eventually made many millions
of dollars from rentals and merchandising and now costs more to rent than
some local TV stations are willing to pay.
In a stunning reversal of fortune, Plan 9, arguably
the worst feature film ever made, has nearly turned into a household word,
owing to a host of tongue-in-cheek references in the media, including
multiple jokes about it on the Seinfeld TV show, while many of its
more prestigious and celebrated cinematic contemporaries have long since
been forgotten.
Largely because of the popularity of Plan 9, Edward
D. Wood, Jr., became the subject of a 1994 film biography starring future
superstar Johnny Depp. That film went on to win two Academy Awards, beating
out Forrest Gump in both categories.
Not every failure turns into success, of course. Not every
flop becomes a hit. But if we can learn any lesson from the story of Plan
9, it might be this: Every sinner does become righteous—not because we
actually are righteous ourselves, but because Jesus Christ gives us his
righteousness.
It is precisely into the darkness of our sin that Jesus
shines the light of his perfect righteousness, turning our failure into his
success.
Plan 9 became a success because it was so bad that
people just had to see it to believe it. Having no redeeming qualities of
its own, it made money in spite of itself; it’s a film people seem to love
to hate.
We become a success in Jesus Christ because he loves us so
much he will never let us go. We have no redeeming qualities, spiritually
speaking, but that’s why he died for us—precisely because we were sinful and
utterly unworthy of him.
Every time I think of Plan 9, I am reminded of that.
Plan 9 From Outer Space was an unmarketable movie that found success
only in the "grace" of curiously interested audiences. We are sinners who
find salvation only in the grace of our Creator who loves us without
measure.
It’s funny where we find encouragement sometimes. For me, the worst movie
of all time reminds me that my salvation doesn’t depend on me. It depends on
Jesus. And any way you look at it, that’s good news!